Sunday, January 16, 2011

Moving Mayhem

My newest "adventure" features, yet again, my suitcase. When I first arrived in Europe from the US, my large blue suitcase was burdensome because its hugeness precluded me from transporting it easily from the Berlin airport to my 2-month residence in Leipzig, Germany. So I rented a Fiat. But last week the heaviness of the suitcase was burdensome for an entirely different reason: it led me to believe I could leave it unattended on the street for five minutes. Who would steal a 100-pound suitcase??!?! (You can probably see where this is going.)

When I moved into my new apartment on Saturday, I called a cab to come and transport me, my very large suitcase, and my other things (mainly books) to the new place. A few minutes before he arrived I decided to take my suitcase out to the courtyard to save some time. I didn't think twice about leaving the suitcase there unattended for less than five minutes (allow me to remind you, again, that it is very large and very heavy). When I returned to the courtyard with more of my things the driver had arrived and my suitcase was not where I had left it. I assumed the driver had already loaded it into the car, and asked him as much, and he looked puzzled, clearly not having seen any suitcase.

That's when the hot pursuit of the large navy blue suitcase began. First -- on foot.

At every dumpster on the street there was at least one homeless person sifting through the trash, including the dumpster by my apartment building. I had never noticed this in the past.

I asked one dumpster diver - a woman around 50 - if she had seen my suitcase and she started screaming profanities at me. So that wasn't going to lead anywhere. Then I asked a group of young-ish men in the adjacent courtyard if they had seen my suitcase and one said yes, he saw someone wheeling it into the courtyard and behind the building. But it was clear that he was lying, which was confirmed by wheel tracks leading in a completely different direction.

Tracing the wheel tracks was the cab driver's idea. He really stepped up to the plate for the occasion, turning out to be a real suitcase sleuth.

We continued the pursuit from the cab, hot on the trail of my suitcase tracks. But at the end of my very long block we came to a dead end. Traffic at the intersection obscured the suitcase tracks. The cab driver ran across the street, actually a large boulevard, to see if he could continue tracing the tracks or see any sign of my suitcase, but to no avail. When he returned to the car, it became clear that my suitcase was gone for good. Just as I was about to completely resign myself to the loss of the great majority of my clothing, shoes, my back-up hard drive... I looked across the boulevard one more time and...

There it was! I spotted my enormous navy blue suitcase being wheeled around by some man on the other side of the large road. It was unmistakably my suitcase: I could even see the pink luggage tag flipping back and forth as the man spun the suitcase around.

The cab driver ran and retrieved my suitcase (the man said he "found" it by a dumpster; he relinquished control of it fairly easily, saying "you're welcome" as he walked away), I made it to my new apartment with all of my things in tact, I tipped the cab driver very generously, and that was the end of my move.

Perhaps out of excitement for the move, or out of the frantic-ness that inevitably accompanies all of my moves, or because I was starting to develop an ever so faint warm and fuzzy feeling toward Moscow... anyway, whatever the reason, for the second time in Moscow I came frighteningly close to losing a major possession. You may recall the Starbucks incident in September.

I don't think this, or the Starbucks incident, necessarily reflects poorly upon Russia or Moscow. I do think it's necessary to be much more careful than I would ever be in the US about watching my personal possessions. Petty theft just seems much more rampant than it is at home. The last time I remember being a victim of theft was in 6th grade when I forgot to lock my locker and a girl stole my gym shoes and then wore them to school the next day. (It seems that I have quite the streak of dumb luck when it comes to this sort of thing.)

It's very nice to be in my new place. No longer sandwiched between two large, loud streets; no longer next to a dirty train station. Since I moved, things have been much more peaceful and I've been able to get a lot of work done. Sure, I flooded the bathroom and broke the toilet (unrelated incidents... and I actually don't think the toilet is my fault), but all in all, it's been very peaceful and uneventful.

View from my new 13th floor apartment (the park's in the other direction):

5 comments:

Junsui said...

I would have totally felt the same way about leaving all 100 and unmovable pounds of the suitcase in a courtyard...! But that's so awesome that you got it back and that your cabbie was actually a Porfiry in disguise. :)

patentexaminer said...

Here in DC they like to take your laptops while you're working on them at coffee shops. This just happened a couple of months ago at that cute coffee shop where we saw the gay couple with the beautiful little baby girl in the furry pink coat in Columbia Heights, with the 'fro... Anyhow, SO glad you recovered your suitcase. That "suitcase sleuth" comment made me lol, but thank god he really turned out to be a help. Stay safe! And whatever you do, do NOT pay $16 for a glass of wine. Or two.

Christine said...

I wonder if all thieves are idiots, or only the ones that steal from you : ) Very pretty view.

Julia M. said...

It's funny, on that day I sort of felt surrounded by a Crime and Punishment aura... as if characters from the book were crawling out of the pomojky into my afternoon...

And it's true, there are thieves everywhere... I'm somehow more susceptible to them here. But as you said, C, definitely the idiots!

And I forgot there was also the time I was robbed at the ATM in Madrid. Somehow it seems weirder to have things, and not money stolen, though...

Julia M. said...

ummm... probably more like pomojki in transliteration and that means dumpster, by the way:-)